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Porter Turkey Brie freebie VS. Billy Bishop Caprese


Both offerings are quite small. 

On first bite, the Porter mini (right) is a clear winner. The Turkey brie features a thick pleasantly creamy piece of brie and absolutely decent shaved turkey, with a festive cranberry studded mini bread. Plus a side of chewy oatmeal cookies? No contest.

BB Caprese features rubbery cartoon bread, insubstantial tomato and tasteless mozza. Confession: this is the kind of "research" sandwich purchased only because it epitomizes an excuse to gripe. It doesn’t disappoint in that regard! 

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